...a liberal happened to be driving through a rough part of
town. When he came to a stop light in a
deserted area, he was suddenly accosted by hoodlums looking to have a little
fun. The hoods ordered the liberal to
get out of his Toyota Prius. One of them
drew a circle in the dirt on the ground some distance from the car and ordered
the liberal to stand in the circle. As
he stood there, watching them, the hoods began to trash his car. Using baseball bats and crow bars they smashed
the windows and the headlights. When
they looked over to see the liberal's reaction, they were surprised to find
him laughing. “You think that’s funny?”
they said. “Watch this!” And with that they proceeded to deflate all
the tires and pummel the hood and sides.
Happy with their work they turned to see the effect and were
again surprised to find him laughing.
Getting angry, they decided to leave no part of the car unscathed, and
they tore into it with a vengeance. When
the car was destroyed they turned again, only to find the man doubled over with
laughter. “Hey man,” one of them yelled. “We just destroyed your ride. What the hell you laughing at?” to which the
liberal replied, “Well...when you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle
THREE times!!”
Yes it’s an old joke and I’ve told it many times before but
I’m going to keep telling it because it so perfectly captures the
shortsightedness of the average liberal.
They dance and twirl with glee because they “won” on Obamacare, but they
are apparently oblivious to the devastating implications to their own liberty. They would probably bring the wine if they
were invited to dinner by cannibals.
